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©2004-2009 ~Mr-Crocker
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A little parody of The Grinch here. I put a little Crocker touch on the song.

You're a mean one, Mr. Crocker.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Crocker.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Crocker.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of fairies,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Crocker.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Crocker.
You're a homework-heaving jerk.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a crocodile's smirk.
Mr. Crocker.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the smirking crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Crocker.
You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
You swamp the kids with failing grades
Your van's a piece of junk.
Mr. Crocker.

The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Crocker.
You're the king of all crackpots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Crocker

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Crocker.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crazy twitching teacher
And you argue with your boss.
Mr. Crocker.

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

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:iconfairy1234:
This is very hilarious! Is it all right if I enter this in as an entry to the new Crocker contest in the Crocker club? Because this would make a great entry! ^^ I just love the song parody of the Grinch! It's actually one of my favorite songs. XD Anyways this is awesome and Merry Early Christmas to you! :+favlove: :glomp: :hug: :heart:
:icontragedyann:
omg I love this! Great song. XD :+fav:
:iconferret-girl:
Bwaha!! This fits him too! X3 Poor Crocker's mum. ^^;

--
"...and remember, my sentimental friend...that a heart is not judged by how much you love...but by how much you are loved by others." -The Wizard of Oz
:iconplcthecd:
Lol :giggle:

Great parody!

--
Marge: Homer, you need to deliver this work to Lisa at school!
Homer: *groans* I have to go to school?!
Marge: You can do this before you go to work.
Homer: Now I have to go to work?!
:iconyaoi-huntress-earth:
I love that song. Although the Crocker part kind of sets the song off balance. I'd go with Crock for the lyrics. Otherwise you got another fun pic here.
:iconakikodate:
That's great! :D

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"The H and K stand for Hugs and Kisses 8D"

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:iconfairies-r-real:
XD awesomeness!!! ^o^ I remember you told me about this song like last year or something lol.

--
"Sorry.........but God hates us..." -Edward Elric


"And that's why I like you Mr. Sakano. You can see talent."- Tohma Seguchi
:iconstargirl-lc:
That's awesome :clap: I love everything about it!
Great job!

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